I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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