Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize