Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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