im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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