This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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