Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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