Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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