I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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