My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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