Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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