I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I would ride that face into the sunset
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Randomize