I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
this just has baby written all over it
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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