Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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