you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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