Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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