Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
