Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You ate ashes out of my bong
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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