C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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