She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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