You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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