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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
