You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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