therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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