You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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