We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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