I'm sorry my penis didn't work
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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