I heard we made out
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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