i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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