Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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