Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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