That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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