your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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