So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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