Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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