I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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