lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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