i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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