Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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