what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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