so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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