it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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