What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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