Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
A bitchslap is in order.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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