his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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