There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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