So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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