your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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