you win again, gameday.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize
