she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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