so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just cut my nipple shaving
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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