I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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