Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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